The_Fire_Horse's Journal: The_Fire_Horse interviews #2 - Swedish_Guy

Below is the *actual transcript of an email interview with Swedish_Guy.

UPDATE - I just read his fake post on trolltalk where he makes up a complete pile of crap in order to cover up his real response (he even changed the questions). When I interviewed him I managed to catch him when he was drunk on putrid swedish wine and in a moment of weakness he replied as follows:

1. What made you choose the name Swedish_Guy?
LOL - actually it was a typo when I first subscribed to slashdot - I meant to type Swedish_Gay but I was so busy whacking off the typo got through and no I am stuck with it.

2. Tell us about yourself
I do live in sweden, but I am actually a short skinny little runtish fellow and I wanted to be tall and handsome like my idle David Hasselhoff, so I fantasize about being a tall handsome man. It's funny when you posted that story about me dressing up in womens clothes *LOL* - that bit isn't true, but my dad did always call me Janice - weird huh?

3. Which of these things do you want the most (pick one only)
a) A date with Mercatur
b) A data with chacky chan
c) World peace
d) Destruction of the cosmos
I would pick none of the above - I have everything I need right here in my hovel: a bottle of cheap swedish wine, my 56k modem and an old copy of Cleo magazine covered in semen stains.

4. Swedish Guy looks most like:
a) The chef from the muppets
b) CowboyNeal
c) Fabio
d) a piece of lint from the Tumble drier
All of these options are handsome compared to the foul creature that I actually am - I'd have to pick (a) though, as I kind of talk like him.

5. Do you prefer BSD or DOS 3.3?

I don't understand the question - my PC has a picture of a green field with a blue sky. There are icons for the Internet and My Computer - does this mean I run BSD?

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