The_Fire_Horse's Journal: The_Fire_Horse interviews trolltalkers- slashpanda

The_Fire_Horse is conducting a series of email interviews with all logged in trolltalkers so that we can all gain a better understanding of the group that is 'trolltalk'

Adelaide, South Australia 3/4/2005 8:54pm CST

In a brilliant display of reverse social engineering The_Fire_Horse extracted detailed personal information from the much hated 'slashpanda' on trolltalk.

What follows is the actual transcript from an email interview

FH - Is it true that you are also the trolltalk shitter?
SP - I tried to be the trolltalk shitter, but I have such fucked up bowels from years of anal sex that I always miss what I am supposed to shit on, and end up spraying the walls instead. After the 5th attempt I gave up - LOL - I failed shitting!

FH - Why is slashpanda despised so much on trolltalk?
SP - I am a stupid, retarded, useless, smelly loser.

FH - Do you prefer Mercatur or Cracky Chan?
SP - I am so gay that I cannot answer that question

FH - Do you like in your parents basement or in an expensive New York apartment?
SP - I don't believe in freedom of speech, so I would never live in the US. I was born in a dugout canoe off the river Nile and moved to Germany where I became a full card carrying Eurofag

FH - Do you prefer Linux or Windows 3.1?
SP - I am too stupid to use *any OS* - I get my mom to write in my trolls for me. Sometimes she smacks me when I swear, but it's a small price to pay.


Further questions also revealed slashpandas total hardware stupidity when during a routine installation of a DVD drive, he ended up in the Hospital while 3 staff worked for half a day trying to extract the DVD drive from his anus [the instructions on the drive said "Insert from rear"].

This concludes the first of a series of interviews on the trolltalkers of slashdot (soon to be available in paperback). If you know any trolltalkers email addresses, please let me know [and if you dont, then I'll just make shit up anyway!]