The_Fire_Horse's Journal: pt#2 Adventures of swedish_guy and mad_poster

Janice (the swedish_guy) and Lance (the_mad_poster) were at Slashpandas funeral. It was an emotional moment. They had killed him in a barrage of bullets thinking they were taking out The_Fire_Horse - and it was only now that they realised how totally naive they were.

The_Fire_Horse was an experianced, intelligent troll and they were just a pair of fags dressed up in dresses. It started to rain. Janices mascara ran down his face.

"Hey, why dont we go and visit Mercaturs webcam - she always cheers us up", said Lance while adjusting his bra strap.

Janice agreed and they went to an internet cafe and looked up merc's webcam. She was totally understanding that they were sad and said "because you are so unhappy at the loss of slushpanda, I am going to give you a special treat.

... and Mercutar started to strip.

Lance and Janice were gobsmacked - they sat there in their rain soaked dresses watching their dream goddess slowly undress. First the top, revealing the soft sweet tits, then the pants. At this stage the 2 cross dressing half faggots pulled down their pants and began masturbating furiously.

Just as they were both coming, Mercatur pulled off her panties to reveal - a fully erect penis.

Mercatur was a he!

Before they could react, Janice and Lance both ejaculated simultaneously and at that instant they realised they were fully fledged homosexuals - sure they dressed in womans clothes and fucked each other like fags, but deep down they both loved Mercatur and when they realised that she was actually a man, the despair struck.

At that moment, The_Fire_Horse kicked down the door and burst in with a digital camera - photos of the mad_poster and swedish_guy covered in semen while watching an old, fat transvestive shemale on webcam soon spread across the internet.

They were a laughing stock - again.