It would butcher some flows and really help others.
We will all meet in the boring, anonymous middle of mediocre writing.

Oh, you are correct.
I did not account for multitasking.

I liked this idea from some book:

1.) detect general position of target
2.) fly missiles into "close range" of target (less than a couple of light-seconds, so random evasive maneuvers won't matter)
at this point the relative velocity of missile and target is very high, so instead of trying to hit it directly
3.) detonate nuclear warhead and use it to power a single laser shot aimed at target

Wouldn't that result in an endless loop of "Posting on Twitter right now"..?

She can't produce any new songs now, so the ones already out there are worth more.
Finally we can see that mythical scarcity of digital goods, that they are always talking about! For IP to work out, you have to die first.

The blackhole may suck up all your whistleblow data, but no one can retrieve it from there.

It's gaining mass.

The perfect way to do war, would be to just assassinate each others leaders over and over again until at some point one side get's one, that thinks getting assassinated is not really worth whatever they started that war over. Then that side loses and the war is done.
Casualties should be about 5-10 politicians.

It needs a girl on the other end to function.

They were not joking about it.
It is slang.
They were clearly stating something and were very serious about it (the intent to party hard).
Just the other guys don't understand the language.