Switch your keyboard layout from QWERTY to Devorak. Learn Devorak over a week or so and then you're all set.

I bet when you tell them, "Yeah, go ahead, but my keyboard is wonky, it has a different layout", they'll try to type, get frusterated fast, won't want to tell you their passwords then say "thanks but no thanks".

It's worked for me over the last decade in dozens of situations and environments. People just won't touch your computer if they can't type on it.

Yeah, before television, I think every time a storm came, people just ran outside got zapped by lightning and flew around in the air by the tornados until they landed in Oz.

I had to use a piece of coal on some flattened bark to write the first word on parchment in human history.

If you have an 8" floppy, I'd hate to see it hard.