I can't recall talking with anyone about what they use as an alarm clock. Is that really something you have conversations about or do you really sleep around a lot?
Maybe the consent argument is hypocritical, but it's not my reason anyway. Eating animals is just fine because they taste good and humans have evolved to be omnivores. Fucking animals is not because I find it disgusting. That is the great thing about moral superiority: it's all bullshit. Be a vegan if it makes you feel superior, it makes me feel superior to point out how pathetic you are.
You realize what cancer is don't you? Your cells (part of you) grow at an uncontrolled rate. It's pretty literally your body going crazy to the point where it can kill you.
Relax, it wasn't an insult or an attack. It was a word game. Enjoy.
Do you drive a stick-shift