Medieval Copy Protection 226
Doctor Slams Hospital's "Please" Policy 572
Comment Re:Hairdressers (Score 1) 372
Then make them happy. Tell them you're Tony Blair.
I wouldn't tell anyone that if they were holding a sharp pair of scissors.
Comment Re:great (Score 1) 423
Comment Re:Well... (Score 1) 453
Anyway, the real point is that if you hate his radio show the solution is too not listen to it, not spam wikipedia.
Spot on.
Comment Re:Well... (Score 1) 453
Comment Re:Goddammit. (Score 1) 539
Comment Re:Take the shit to get the cream (Score 1) 474
Hell, that's good enough reason to quit! Manager of a help desk means you have to take the calls of the screamers who escalate themselves above the first line monkeys, and you take the blame every time you're short staffed because Joe and Jane didn't show up 'cause they're hung-over again.
I'd just like to apologise for Jane's behaviour last night. Those vomit stains will come out of the carpet eventually. Thanks, Joe.
Comment Re:Oh boy (Score 1) 169
French Assembly Rejects Three Strikes Bill 129
Comment Re:What kind of cowards do they hire? (Score 1) 1188
I think the obvious solution here is to equip Google cars with sharks. I don't care how angry your mob is, lets see it mess with a shark.
.... or a bear. Bears beat sharks every time.
Comment Re:Look at Belgium (Score 1) 205
Comment Re:Oh, yes. (Score 2, Funny) 248
No, no. It's being used to calculate the new national debt.
They're going to need a bigger computer.
Comment Re:What "Last Minute Problems"? (Score 1) 328
Not all bad news then.