With sharks. We can't forget the sharks.

>people dont post when they accidentally shit themselves

Yeah. That's what MySpace is for..

And hand him a list of all of the pirated MP3s he has.

We'll buy games - third-party, indie games from companies that find ways to make them playable on the consoles. Manufacturers will sue and someone like Penny Arcade will start a petition to raise awareness and protest the manufacturers. It'll go to court and with the deep pockets of the folks like Microsoft gamers will lose. Anonymous will step in after DHS shuts down megauploadindiegames.com. Then we'll see a Gamer Spring and warrants will be issued for Gabe and Tycho, who manufacturers will think are real people. Taxpayers will spend millions trying to hunt them down in Washington state via armed drones. And then zombies appear. I'm not sure how, but that's pretty much how these things always end. Damn zombies.

The only thing I use my account for is when sites like Macheist or whatever offer something cool for free when you tweet about their event.

I was an editor for a (now-defunct) "Geek news" site and someone there mentioned doing it. I emailed the publishing company and passed along my resume. They asked if I was interested in writing a book and I said it was too much effort. They came back and asked if I was interested in the tech editing and I said sure.

I used to do tech editing for books like some of the Idiot's guides (). Pay was $2/page and very easy.

And that kids is the story of How I Met Your Congress.

Except when they don't. Some of the books for my IT degree haven't been updated in years and get lousy reviews on places like Amazon. Plus, it's kind of tough to put as much value on textbooks for IT degrees that aren't available digitally.

Once I realized I had to register in one browser, check email and then log in to the site with another before I could finally sign the petition with a third, I had no problem ... Who needs SOPA to break the Net? Just have these guys design every site.