Comment: Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? (Score 0, Redundant) 602
Why does Slashdot link to this crap?
Because you clicked on it.
Comment: Re:So... (Score 1) 411
reports come back that the latest rover mission may be failing because it's stuck on a 3 inch rock and can't wiggle it's way off . .
I think I read somewhere that the rovers accomplished in six years what an actual human geologists (or areologist in this case) could do in an afternoon. Robots are great, but they are very slow.
Comment: Re:So sad... too bad... (Score 1) 472
This works for me. All you need is some zipties.
Comment: Re:I smoke... (Score 1) 561
Grab a cup of tea instead.
I hear caffeine is addictive too.
Comment: Does not matter (Score 2, Funny) 268
Spawn more overlords.
Comment: So . . . (Score 1) 650
will things still fall when I drop them? Ok good.
Comment: Re:125 MORE years until the US gets time... (Score 1) 429
and if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.
Comment: Re:I'm calling "Bull" on the whole thing... (Score 1) 597
How could a computer identify a card counter inside 20 hands when a card counter hasn't even started using their count by then?
Because its a quantum computer. Duh!
Comment: Re:News for Nerds ? (Score 1) 317
*thumbs up* Zombie Issac Asimov likes this.
Comment: in 100 years health care won't be an issue because (Score 2, Informative) 804
. . .I'll be dead. Or are we talking about people that aren't me?
Comment: Re:That Analogy Falls Apart (Score 1) 917
Wont they be frozen? It's pretty cold on Mars.
Comment: Re:Bad timing (Score 1) 241
If you're counting on one man to save the world, you've been watching too much TV.
I have been and it's Comcastic!
Comment: Re:Deep in the bowels of Syfy . . . . (Score 1) 527
You can get the siphilis in your bowels? I thought it was a genital thing.
Comment: Re:The Incestuous Cesspool (Score 1) 564
I had a similar situation a few month ago. I read an article on wikipedia about a TV show. At the end of the article I added Hulu links to the series. They were removed the same day. No one explained to me why it is a bad idea to include links to the actual show in an article about that show.