uberjoe - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? (Score 0, Redundant) 602

by uberjoe on Thursday October 28, 2010 @11:17AM (#34050448) Attached to: BSG Prequel Series Caprica Canceled

Why does Slashdot link to this crap?

Because you clicked on it.

Comment Re:So... (Score 1) 411

by uberjoe on Thursday May 13, 2010 @02:06PM (#32196646) Attached to: Armstrong, Cernan Testify Against Obama Space Plan

reports come back that the latest rover mission may be failing because it's stuck on a 3 inch rock and can't wiggle it's way off . . .

I think I read somewhere that the rovers accomplished in six years what an actual human geologists (or areologist in this case) could do in an afternoon. Robots are great, but they are very slow.

Comment Re:So sad... too bad... (Score 1) 472

by uberjoe on Monday April 26, 2010 @03:16PM (#31987770) Attached to: The End of the 3.5-inch Floppy Continues

This works for me. All you need is some zipties.

Comment Re:I smoke... (Score 1) 561

by uberjoe on Monday April 05, 2010 @06:08PM (#31741888) Attached to: Young Men Who Smoke Have Lower IQs

Grab a cup of tea instead.

I hear caffeine is addictive too.

Comment Does not matter (Score 2, Funny) 268

by uberjoe on Wednesday February 17, 2010 @07:58PM (#31178412) Attached to: <em>StarCraft II</em> Closed Beta Begins

Spawn more overlords.

Comment So . . . (Score 1) 650

by uberjoe on Monday January 11, 2010 @04:24PM (#30727970) Attached to: The End Of Gravity As a Fundamental Force

will things still fall when I drop them? Ok good.

Comment Re:125 MORE years until the US gets time... (Score 1) 429

by uberjoe on Wednesday October 21, 2009 @04:32PM (#29828301) Attached to: 125 Years of Longitude 0 0' 00" At Greenwich

and if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

Comment Re:I'm calling "Bull" on the whole thing... (Score 1) 597

by uberjoe on Friday October 16, 2009 @04:35PM (#29772685) Attached to: Computer-Based System To Crack Down On Casino Card Counters

How could a computer identify a card counter inside 20 hands when a card counter hasn't even started using their count by then?

Because its a quantum computer. Duh!

Comment Re:News for Nerds ? (Score 1) 317

by uberjoe on Thursday September 24, 2009 @01:18PM (#29530661) Attached to: AIDS Vaccine Is Partially Successful

*thumbs up* Zombie Issac Asimov likes this.

Comment in 100 years health care won't be an issue because (Score 2, Informative) 804

by uberjoe on Wednesday September 23, 2009 @02:37PM (#29519319) Attached to: In 100 Years, Health Care Won't Be An Issue Because ...

. . .I'll be dead. Or are we talking about people that aren't me?

Comment Re:That Analogy Falls Apart (Score 1) 917

by uberjoe on Thursday September 03, 2009 @02:52PM (#29302905) Attached to: Sending Astronauts On a One-Way Trip To Mars

Wont they be frozen? It's pretty cold on Mars.

Comment Re:Bad timing (Score 1) 241

by uberjoe on Sunday August 16, 2009 @11:14PM (#29088131) Attached to: Comcast Seeking Control of Both Pipes and Content?

If you're counting on one man to save the world, you've been watching too much TV.

I have been and it's Comcastic!

Comment Re:Deep in the bowels of Syfy . . . . (Score 1) 527

by uberjoe on Friday August 14, 2009 @04:08PM (#29070247) Attached to: Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI

You can get the siphilis in your bowels? I thought it was a genital thing.

Comment Re:The Incestuous Cesspool (Score 1) 564

by uberjoe on Thursday August 13, 2009 @11:14AM (#29052697) Attached to: Wikipedia Approaches Its Limits

I had a similar situation a few month ago. I read an article on wikipedia about a TV show. At the end of the article I added Hulu links to the series. They were removed the same day. No one explained to me why it is a bad idea to include links to the actual show in an article about that show.

Comment Oblib XKCD (Score 1) 397

by uberjoe on Monday August 10, 2009 @02:50PM (#29014477) Attached to: Ten Things We Still Don't Understand About Humans

http://xkcd.com/435/

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