And everything you claim to have learned on was outdated when I was a fucking teenager. I have a really hard time believing that this "old school" computing world is what you grew up with.

You just sound like a computer "hipster" to me. Come crack open a PBR with me and relax .. you don't have to try this hard to be different. As someone who has done production in many industries, please let me reassure you that we wouldn't have adopted today's tools if they weren't better than yesterdays.

Your mashup of what would also be considered old (social networking) and new (Win 8) .. oh fuck I just convinced myself this was a troll submission, fuck off.

There are no penalties for having an unlicensed vehicle on private property, though.

I imagine you'd know where the most strategic place to bomb the mail sorters is, because i'ts not going any further then that.

From what I have observed from my countrymen this is correct, and until we change the way we view each other we don't deserve better.

If they had refined it and geared Metro towards being a Kinect compatible interface, instead of touch, and made it optional I think they would have had a hit. Or at least a not-a-turd!

She mixed compounds together to observe the reaction. What about that doesn't sound like a science experiment?

I had the same thought. I'm sure they pay out of the nose for these package, why not insist they be customized to the preferences of the astronauts going on the trip?

A good rule of them for going into a dangerous environment is to get as much shit done as you can outside of it. If things are so strange up there that it's best to precook all your food I think premixing your flavored beverages is worth the effort to.

Citation needed.

She was asking for it, amirite?

I think he meant the people doing everything they can to maximize profits from content.

I don't use MSE to protect my PC from 0 day exploits. I don't consider my online behavior to be that risky, and so far that assumption has held true. MSE is there mainly for the random drive-by attacks that can still happen. Better 0 day detection also results in more false positives, and this is definitely something I don't want when I'm not even engaging in risky behavior to begin with.

Having worked as a shop tech for years my rule of thumb has been that if it's a single user PC and they are a responsible person MSE is sufficient. If the PC is shared, especially with children, teens, or roommates, you should probably purchase a retail product that is more proactive.

What classes?

If you have the knowledge you just go take the tests, I completed all of them in a short day.

"Gnaw through" doesn't mean swallow and digest.

I live an 1/8th of a mile from locations that have had 40mb DSL for years but I can still only get 1.5.

I play 45/month for 50mb but .. I pay 50c/gig over 100 gigs.

Yes, it's cable.

I live a state over (Idaho) so this whole process has been on the local news a lot. Applicants cannot have any history at all of illegal drug use, so I wouldn't be surprised if (initial at least) drug screening is required.