Have you actually seen the kind of verbiage that makes it into real, on-the-books legislation?
I have and, while we seem to agree that it is often a horrible, mangled mess, I am not sure we will see eye to eye on the causes. One of them certainly is from people who don't really understand the issues that the law deals with due to those people who think that language like "no bullshit hypotheticals" is clear and concise. What those people need to understand is whatever they may think a "bullshit hypothetical" is may very well be disagreed with, including by people who are experts in the field with a great track record of actually being right about their hypotheses.
If you had, you'd probably want to put some sarc tags around your sarc tags.
I am pretty sure they neither negate, nor do they typically stack (you can put enhancers on sarcasm and, for example, be extremely sarcastic or scorchingly sarcastic, etc. but the way I read it, it doesn't multiply by itself to get anything other than itself, kind of like the number 1).
Bullshit hypotheticals have standing in court precisely because of vaguely worded legislation that delegates a lot of authority to determine what counts as negative impact onto regulatory agencies or the court system.
Vaguely worded legislation like, for example, "no bullshit hypotheticals"?
Look, I'm all for clearly worded legislation, but my point is that, if you actually want it to be clear, then you need to do a better job of being specific yourself. What specific things do you want people's standing to sue to be taken away for? As it stands, the courts seem to find way too often that people don't have standing to sue when, for example, one of their fundamental rights is being taken away, but the specific victim is not them. It is like the courts seem to completely forget most of the time that they work in a common law system where legal precedents become part of the law and affect everyone, even if those other people are not explicitly having that right violated right now.
So, yeah, if you want to take people's rights away, it really would be better if you would be explicit about the reasons. Just hand waving with a term that basically means "whatever my opinion on the matter happens to be" is not sufficient.