What do North Koreans have against skirts?
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"Uhura in a miniskirt" is the ultimate click-bait, and it's not even a link!
This was the most perfect, organic opportunity for a rick-roll in years.
Geek card revoked, Ms. Thwacks. Geek card revoked.
Why can't they have what I had?
A POS car that could only go 75 if you turned off the AC.
The radio would cut out when you turned left, and if you tried to turn the volume up, you'd just blow a fuse anyway.
The backseat was so small you weren't getting up to anything even if you could convince a girl to look past the rust and bubbling clear-coat.
All this for less than $1k, and it gets 40mpg due to the three horsepower engine (one for each working cylinder)! Put the money you save into their college fund since they now have a chance of getting out of high school alive and childless.
Now excuse me as a I return to my Fortress of Solitude...
I feel like Randall was trolling
My TV just started playing Breaking Bad on Netflix...
And Perl code!
Not looking forward to the selfies...
Studies have shown...
Studies have shown that when people say that, the vast majority of the time they are saying some bullshit thing they made up and then appealing to a false authority to lend it credibility.
I'm guessing a minor mental error.
10000/365/8 = 3.4, but very very few people ever work 8 hours a day, every day of the year with no time off.
Except for moms. *high five*
I tried viewing this site from my work, and the map was replaced by my corporate 'Ad Blocked' image.
Perl Traumatic Stress Disorder
My thanks to this young man for his sacrifice, from a fellow perl hacker who's spent 15 years in the trenches...
you could be a chatbot, whreas I know I am definitely no
That sounds like something a chatbot would say. Nice try, Carp.
It's still clean energy. Humans are carbon-neutral.
If you run out the time axis long enough, you'll see it more reflects a bathtub curve than 1/x. I.e., in a long enough relationship, there will inevitably be a dramatic rise in posting frequency. Usually this is an indicator of a pending failure. When you see the onset of this increase, it's best to implement some redundancy. It may accelerate the failure of the first component, but ensures no disruption in service.
Wear a tshirt with a message written in a carefully formatted font so it causes a buffer overflow, giving your tshirt root privileges.
Mine would have the decss code on it, so the drone starts shooting pirated DVDs at everybody. The RIAA will make short work of the problem at that point.