Comment Obligatory puns (Score 2, Funny) 419
"One does not simply walk into Tehran..."
"The great "eye"atollah is ever watchful..."
"Riders! In burqas!"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Muslims, for they are subtle and quick to anger"
"The battle for Iraq is over, the jihad for Middle-east is about to begin..."
"The bomb will not save Iran. It only has the power to destroy..."
"Authority is not given to you to deny the votes, Mahmoud" "The rule of Iran is mine! And no other's!
"In the land of Iran, in the fires of Mosque Doom..."