You're dead-on about Americans having a paranoid approach to sexual harassment. We're still a puritan land and it imbues sexual politics on both the left and the right. Parents think nothing of their children seeing people eviscerated or being shot and then blown up on television, but anything sexual is straight from hell. We've got a long way to go.

Anyway, if anybody's reading this, my wife and I are moving to Spain. Not because it's a better nation politically, but we like the culture and the food.

And I get to play grab-ass at work all day. (kidding!)