Slashdot: "Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Dice.com. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Timothy? You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?"
Timothy: "I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit."
Slashdot: "You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's submissions. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest.
As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got Black Friday deals. Brad's Deals paid good money, get their deals to sell them, you can't close the deals you're given you can't close shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT."
Timothy: "Brad's Deals are weak."
Slashdot: "Brad's Deals are weak? Fucking deals are weak. You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years..."
Timothy: "What's your name?"
Slashdot: "Fuck you. That's my name."