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Comment: Re:Naive Question (Score 5, Funny) 196

by theMoleofProduction (#35349154) Attached to: Will the LHC Smash Supersymmetry?
Once you find the Higgs there's a cut scene where God kicks in the door at Stephen Hawking's house, pistol-whips a nurse, and wheels Hawking away with a gun to his head. It fades to black and you see: "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BOSON-NOVA!" The Level Up screen opens, you get to distribute skill points and pick a Level II perk, and then you move on to the next quest.

Comment: Re:Quality control? (Score 1) 117

by theMoleofProduction (#34963168) Attached to: Makerbot Thing-o-Matic 3D Printer Review
That's correct in my case. I had a lot of trouble with the extruder hot end assembly (Cupcake CNC that shipped with a MK4 extruder). I had to order some spare parts, and I had to sift through a lot of conflicting data. I knew what I was getting into when I bought it, and I enjoyed the ride. It's running beautifully now.

Comment: Re:And that was that site... (Score 2) 117

by theMoleofProduction (#34963072) Attached to: Makerbot Thing-o-Matic 3D Printer Review
FWIW, I have a Makerbot Cupcake CNC, and it's freaking awesome. It takes a LOT of work to get it running and tuned properly, but once it's working, you can use it to make improved versions of every part. It's a self-feeding hobby. I've spent days building new parts to make things run better, just so I can use it to print even better improvements that require more precision.

Comment: Re:Parallels to the Union movement last century (Score 1) 476

by theMoleofProduction (#32551626) Attached to: Foxconn May Close Factories In China

The solution to both these problems is not for the FOX conn to unionize.

Actually, every Chinese worker is a member of the Chinese labor union, and the union does occasionally make demands. Remember that employers are capitalists who are allowed operate in a communist country, and though the national labor union doesn't demand the sort of living and working conditions we see in the US, you do not want your company being singled out as exceptionally exploitative of the worker.

That's why Foxconn is painting the suicides as driven by greed--as if the dead were taking advantage of the company's generosity. Foxconn is the world's largest OEM contract manufacturer. It's so damn huge and runs such tight margins that if the union demands even a slight increase in wages or living standards it would get hit harder than its competitors.

Comment: Re:Finally (Score 5, Funny) 347

by theMoleofProduction (#30900012) Attached to: Uranus and Neptune May Have "Oceans of Diamonds"

So now /.ers can tell their "girlfriends" that if you want a diamond, you're free to look for one in Uranus?

Worth a shot...
"Hey, baby! Answer me this: What's the hardest thing known to man, and you can find lots of it way up in Uranus?"

*oof* ...and now I have a black eye to explain to my boss. Damn you, science!

Comment: Re:Awesome! (Score 3, Funny) 99

by theMoleofProduction (#29701505) Attached to: Nanomedicine Kills Brain Cancer Cells

Preliminary trials performed on cartoon characters were mostly non-invasive, though results were mixed:

In late 2008, subject W. E. Coyote was admitted suffering from chronic headaches. MRIs of the patient's brain revealed several cancerous growths on surface of the cortex, likely caused by the subject's attempts to induce "X-ray vision" by applying ACME® 3-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner & Radium to his scalp.

Researchers injected Mr. Coyote with the nano solution, then showed him a series of videos featuring a common ground-foraging bird simply running in circles at the top of a tall mesa.

After the videos, Mr. Coyote was presented with "gifts" from various charities: a hang glider, a butterfly net, and a gross of ACME® Brand Long-Distance Bottle Rockets. A moment after opening the last of the gifts, the subject raised one eyebrow, smirked, then clutched his temples and shrieked in pain before falling unconscious. MRI indicated that the glow of the patient's "idea light bulb" had been bright enough to activate the nano-solution. 70% of the tumor mass had been destroyed.

Unfortunately, soon after regaining consciousness the subject disappeared with his gifts, an electric wheelchair, and a half dozen bottles of Oxycontin.

Comment: Re-branding (Score 5, Funny) 128

So viruses can cure cancer.

Well what about all those cancer drugs we have already? They'll just sit on the shelves!

No no, we can use them to treat alcoholism.

But what about all the booze!? Pour it down the drain?

No, of course not. We're going to re-brand alcoholic beverages as medication. We're investigating is usefulness in treating social anxiety. While our trials are still in progress, the initial data looks very promising. We've also patented a time-release delivery system. With any hope, we'll have millions of people prescribed daily doses of the new wonder drug.

Excellent!

Comment: Re:Meep Beep! (Score 1) 120

by theMoleofProduction (#26937093) Attached to: New Conficker Variant Increases Its Flexibility

Oh why don't you malware like you used to do?
Spread Conficker like you used to spew?
I haven't patched my OS since two-thousand-two,
Why don't you malware like you used to do?

Ain't had no Clamwin, or a firewall, or an update in a long long whiiiiiiile.
Can't get to Google or WinUpdate cuz they've hijacked my gosh darn hosts fiiiiile.

Oh why don't you scan ports like you used to do?
Treat my pendrive like a prostitute?
Haven't BSoDed in a day or two,
So why don't you malware like you used to do?

Comment: Mauve Router (Score 1) 412

by theMoleofProduction (#26880295) Attached to: One Broken Router Takes Out Half the Internet?

When are we going to drop this rouge nonsense and adopt universal standards?!?

What's the emergency?
It's mauve.
Mauve?
Universally recognized color for danger.
What happened to red?
That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings! All those red alerts, all that dancing.

2000 pounds of chinese soup = 1 Won Ton

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