...two medium sized asteroids, we need a plan to the 4 small asteroids.

self-bukake?

..it's a technical term...aaaRRRGGGHHHH...dammit

Was tempted to mod down for the Freddy dis, but it made me laugh...and really the internet is full of much worse than a little snark.

Because I'm lazy...
The sun produces more heat on your skin than the microwave radiation from your phone. You would need ~200+ phones to make a crappy microwave oven, more like 500+ to make something that COULD warm something. But you'd have to focus them and sync their power output...and really what would be the point.

Oh and that inner ear nerve thing you said was made up or something...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_phone_radiation_and_health
"One well-understood effect of microwave radiation is dielectric heating, in which any dielectric material (such as living tissue) is heated by rotations of polar molecules induced by the electromagnetic field. In the case of a person using a cell phone, most of the heating effect will occur at the surface of the head, causing its temperature to increase by a fraction of a degree. In this case, the level of temperature increase is an order of magnitude less than that obtained during the exposure of the head to direct sunlight. The brain's blood circulation is capable of disposing of excess heat by increasing local blood flow. However, the cornea of the eye does not have this temperature regulation mechanism and exposure of 2–3 hours duration has been reported to produce cataracts in rabbits' eyes at SAR values from 100-140W/kg, which produced lenticular temperatures of 41C. There were no cataracts detected in the eyes of monkeys exposed under similar conditions.[8] Premature cataracts have not been linked with cell phone use, possibly because of the lower power output of mobile phones."

Bullets have never been made of black powder. The bullet is the metal tip (or ball whne they actually used black powder)

None? CH4 != S

punchcards + hurricane == funny

I was thinking the same thing...it's like a zip-gun...only crappier

Since when has ABS been known for it's durability? Raise your hand if you think your plastic bumper cover is durable? You know the one that costs $600 and can't survive an impact with a squirrel.

I guess it's really a public beta...

I'm not usually a grammar fascist, but your second "with" is not correct. Take a breath...if you understood the intent just let it go. Swearing sets your statement up as an imperative, which you destroy by getting the next bit wrong. Or...you could double down on keyboard rage and flame me for pointing out your mistake.

Regulations kill unicorns. That's why we don't have any left.

Nothing really...naive hope?

The amount of crap that was "shovel ready" post-911 is pretty depressing.
The amount of screwed up Anti-terrorism/National Security/Good of the People legislation/executive orders that got pushed through during the trample our rights to make us safe period will take decades to clear out.

I would love to see the secret government shut down, but it's almost 10 years old and there has been plenty of media attention. It takes a lot of effort and time to figure out how to get information on the thing that is secret, to find out what to ask out the secret stuff the secret thing is doing.