Am I the only person who read that as "encapsulated in rice"?
The developer of AWN actually works for Canonical in "Desktop Experience" http://njpatel.blogspot.com/
There are always some reports of disturbances in Cardiff
try returning a Sony laptop after installing linux on it, smartarse.
If by "we'll ship it when it's ready" you mean, "we'll ship something immediately and keep it in beta for 5 years" then yes, I agree
...of an article about privacy that requires you to register to read it
A bit like Skype https://extras.skype.com/577/view