Well, as long as we're on the topic, let's make a comprehensive list of possible sex references:
- I found myself unable to stop stroking the device
- ...giving you a feeling of probing deeper into the device
- ...[I] looked over the shoulder of the guy next to me and the slideshow capability looked fluid.
- Clicking on the "community" button allowed me to see the other two Zunes nearby
- Three plays... please!
- I asked the "demo assistant"...to help me find new "artists" to "listen" to
- Though I really enjoy the few moments today with the Zune, I secretly look forward to Apples "response."
Granted, I've made a few convenient changes, and with some of these you have to use your imagination.