I find this attitude prevalent in many people my age - early twenties - except that instead of leaving Reddit, they talk about leaving the country. I always think it's a shame, since they are giving up any dissenting voice they may have had in the government.

Considering the physiological difference between humans and chimps, I doubt their effectiveness as coaches, no matter their intelligence.

"Why don't you just grab the bar with your feet toes? Oh right, you don't have those."

...who's responsible for the "slashdot sent me! :D" comment?

I think the ideal solution for the bandwidth would be a triggered system...something that flips on the webcam only when there are actually people in the room. Maybe takes a picture every now and then on standby.

That said...I can't think of anything that does that. Might be able to use an IR sensor and AutoHotKey to turn Skype on when you pass in through the doorway and off when you go out.

....aaaaand more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XAPnuFjJc

...there are enough idiots out there without going out and hiring them.

...more worker drones for my homeschooled kids to employ :-P

...largest ever cache of dinosaur remains continues to flow from Deepwater Horizon as crude oil.

Study that, archaeologists!

Where can I buy one?

Rosetta Stone is generally a waste of time.