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Comment: I see the future now...... (Score 5, Funny) 268

by spasmhead (#24930665) Attached to: High Cost of Converting UK To High-Speed Broadband
The real mother of all broadband - 1 gigabit fibre to your home

Download 10000 MP3's or 500 movies in 5 minutes*

All for only £500 a month (Fair usage limits apply**)


*From legal sources only, though everyone knows the only place you can get that amount of files is from illegal sources, even though we hate file sharers making us a bunch of 2 faced cunts.

**If you download more than 1Meg during some unspecified time limit that differs throughout the country we will limit your speed to 512k. Full speed will be reinstated after another unspecified time period. Unrestricted access is only available between the times of 01:00 - 01:10 each day.

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