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Tell her how good slashdot used to be, before beta, before dice, before va linux, before the pt cruiser, before andover.net.
On second thought, fuck that. Take your money and go to Amsterdam. Party it up with all the hookers and drugs while you still can. And pay extra for bareback. It's not like AIDS will kill you!
Let's start by re-releasing the QNX source code as open source. You know, like it was before you cocksuckers bought it.
Choke on a bag of dicks.
I mean, Richard Stallman is the only person that cares, and this isn't extreme enough for him.