You took the fact that you're not allowed to resell it as proof that you owned it?
Obvious troll is obvious.
are admirers of the illustrious Woz from days of yore
Woz today has many similarities to William Shatner. He's old, rich, and not doing anything that interesting anymore. So that's why I said "days of yore". Woz back then was not content to buy prepackaged electronics and use them as a consumer. He had to take things apart and make them do things they weren't supposed to do. He designed his own circuits and wrote his own software for his and Jobs' little startup. He was a phone phreaker, which while eyebrow raising, is definitely an epically geekish thing to have on his resume.
tl;dr version since you're so easily bored: If you find all of that yawn-worthy, I am putting you on notice that your geek card is in peril.