I don't know why this has made it to every programming news site I visit.
"The other is that there's a smoking hole in the ground somewhere nearby and this is a piece of crater reject."
I think the word they were looking for is ejecta...
Unless they are saying that "dry and sometimes boring" is "white culture"?
I now have an uncontrollable urge to watch The Chappelle Show.
I dislike using Java for work ( mid-sized web applications) but when I've been forced to deal with Java code I have enjoyed being able to quickly understand what a developer was trying to do regardless of their level of expertise.
It's really good to have simple, slow-evoling, core elements to a language when it comes to learning, teaching, understanding, etc..
Sarcasm aside... there is something working as an OS it's just trimmed down to the bare minimum. Also, check your damn summaries.