I may not have gotten the first post (didn't even read the summary) - but I _am_ the millionth slashdot user. I decided to register last night. Thought that might be interesting to some of you.
"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?" -- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)