None of those players were innocents. Right from the start every one of those players is killing innocent rats or snakes or wild dogs that didn't do anything to anyone. Then selling their body parts off as trophies.

Doesn't sound as funny as their parody of Cooking Mama. Here they kind of have a point, pokemon is basically wandering around engaging in pick-up dog-fights.

God just put all the evidence supporting evolution and the billions of years old universe there to mess with us. He's really quite a jerk.

Just because you have a backup plan, and it works, doesn't mean the launch was perfect.

The center of mass of the Earth-Sun is at the focus (1 of 2), not the center of the ellipse.

Wouldn't it be better to get them to push an update that disabled the scrolling? A recall would get back devices still at the retailers, but I doubt people who already own one will be returning them voluntarily,

Is the Science channel still showing more Science Fiction than SyFy?

They got tired of being the Word War II network and decided instead they wanted to be the ghosts & aliens channel.

Certainly actually molesting the child is worse than having a video of that act.

So fill yourself a big full of 3oz bottles of soda, and fill your cup with that.

We're very deeply sorry that we got caught. We did not intend anyone to know about this deception. In the future, we promise to do a better job at hiding our dishonest activities so that we do not get caught again.

This one? Yes it does. They'll hurt less than the bullets, though.

I've got a bullet-proof vest for you here. I'm going to start shooting at you whether you put it on or not. It's not guaranteed to save you (I may hit you in the head), but it's up to you.

Personally, I'd rather take the potential immunity (even if it's only an 80% chance) than go completely without

So if protection is not 100% effective we should consider it worthless?

If you have a healthy immune system. If you don't there's a good chance you end up dead.