Lol, o god.

Can I get a trial prescription of this so I can get more work done?

You could say "About to" if it where 3.8 billion years ago. Just because we are about to see it doesn't change the fact that it already happened about 3.8 billion years ago.

And no one sees how bad this is going to be once 4chan/b/ gets ahold of this? They will be trolling the stars on day one.

I'll totally buy that. It's not like durring the PS3 days you left your whole network open for casual hackers to get my sensitive data.

What did he say about his lab being turned into a museum?

Can't we just shut down the inner lanes of all interstates and lay rail already? How long does it take government to catch on that the public would like this if they do it. "If you build it they will come!"

If only it was 'Powered by the blood of Bill Gates'

I for one will not be buying a new game system specifically because of this. Games don't have to be 'new' to be 'new to me'. This is just a ploy to make people pay more for media then they would typically have to. I say drive them out of business.