Journal rdewald's Journal: FortKnox PhotoContest - rdewald'scaptions 19
I don't feel like I've been around long enough to really make good guesses concerning who is who, but I am enough of a smart-ass to make up a bunch of captions for the photos off the cuff.
Please don't be offended. I'm not trying to be a jerk, just having some fun.
1a. Ok, I put the quarters in, when does thing thing start taking pictures?
1b. You can have the camera if you'll give me my coat back.
1c.
1d. Getting a new employee ID made is a hassle
2. Mike Turner knows Windows - brought to you by CNet.
3. It's not easy working vice undercover, but you get by, one day at a time.
4a. Gene Taylor knows Office - brought to you by Ziff Davis
4b. You want me to eat what?
4c. How many digits of pi can I remember?
5. Revered Mike will be leading the teen retreat in Mystic this weekend.
6. We do love our Ritalin!
7. Damn, school picture day and I forget the vulcan ears.
8a. I went on Rev. Mike's teen retreat and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
8b. Found the web cam, it was under last Sunday's pizza box.
8c. If they gave diplomas for hangovers....
9. Rev. Jim gives straight-talk advice about sex.
10. See? Windows does boot up!
11. Nice pants.
12a. I can scan this corner of the Lite beer ad and no one will know the difference.
12b. Well, we couldn't see anything because of the weather, but the Hoover Dam Gift Shop was cool.
13. Well, here at hugeknockers.com we prefer to call it "erotica."
14. You'll really give me ten bucks to eat this thing?
15. I can't believe I have to be back on base in 14 hours.
16. I was a dot com millionaire and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
17. How cool is it that we found this big Grand Canyon billboard on Hollywood Blvd?
18. I'm not just some woman, you know.
19. I am so baked.
20. Eating Ramen is not so depressing when you put it in a bowl and use chopsticks.
21. Whoa, that was a bigger drop than I thought...
22. I actually make better French Toast when I'm stoned.
23. No password resets for you!
24. Coach Smiley is always in the fieldhouse when you need to talk to someone.
25a. No, I wasn't going to jump, really...
25b. I can hold this smile through the whole ceremony, I know I can.
26. The truth is out there, dude.
27. You want me to do what?
28. I'm just resting my eyes.
29. My hair *IS* done.
30. I'm too sexy for my shirt. Well, this shirt, anyway.
31. See what I can do with photoshop?
32. If they don't bring the fucken boat back I'm not going to be smiling for long...
33. Keep your eyes on the road, fool.
34. (c) Narcissism
35. Yeah, I am K. D. Lang's stand-in, what about it?
36. Free Bird!
37. She's grabbing my butt...cool.
38. I wonder if they can tell I'm not wearing pants.
39. I didn't know Karl Rove read slashdot...
40a. Damn, forgot the duct tape.
40b. Methinks I need a life...
41. What the f..? They said they were coming right back.
42. Do not disturb...any further.
43. She only wanted $5 to pose with me.
44. You never know who'll you'll meet in Taos on Spring Break.
45. That's the last time I am going to offer to install FreeBSD.
46a. I can't believe that new Megadeath CD is skipping on me already.
46b. Always give the mescaline to the tatoo artist *after* they finish.
46c. The theatre class didn't go well, did it?
46d. Verba volent, scripta manent.
46e. Burning man is not as cool as it used to be.
47. Moose? Me? Well, maybe a little.
48. Weddings are a great place to get laid.
49. Only two more weeks in the copy center and I'm out of here.
50. I have actually touched an incredibly hot chick.
51. I get it, but I'm not telling you.
52. The Village is so cool.
53a. Can I get some chips and hot sauce?
53b. I came 4000 miles to visit an open sewer?
53c. As you can see, the greenbelt idea has met with limited success.
53d. Four more days, forty dollars, I can make it...
53e. This is the last picture we have of Rob, it was taken right before the railing gave way.
54. $24.95 a month, or $250 a year. Live webcam action!
55a. Heh, I told them "just one beer..."
55b. Lou Reed reads slashdot?
55c. I make this look good....
55d. No, they won't believe me when I tell them this wasn't my idea.
56a. This Taiwanese Prozac might not be working.
56b. Even increasing the dose doesn't help.
57. I said, you're *not* on my list..
Re:Heh! those are good. (Score:2)
The MIB thing was pretty clear to me. Nice job.
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You have blue eyes that inspire poetry in my soul. And I'm sure I speak for others when I thank you for the chance to gaze into a digital rendering of them.
But, getting real, both of you are priceless in my book.
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