pudge's Journal: A Modest Proposal for Identifying Potential Mass Shooters

It is difficult to know who might be a mass shooter. Lots of people are troubled, but few will act out in response.

The simple fact is it takes more than being troubled, having access to a gun, having no friends, no positive outlet for anger, and so on.

There is one trait that all mass shooters have in common. And it is easily identifiable. If we locked up everyone with this trait, we would almost surely have no more mass shootings.

That trait is, of course, the penis.

Removal of that trait, or the people who have it, is imperative.

I agree with you on a lot of things...

[FroMan]

I agree with you on a lot of things, but I am going to have to say I do not support this initiative at all.

Uh....

[Jhon]

You can have my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand!

You know, that just doesn't sound right...

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[ncc74656]

It's a good thing Model Ms can survive having coffee spewed over them, or you'd owe me a new keyboard. :-)

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[robi2106]

wow..... i mean..... yeah. i'm just going to leave that one

You may have missed a word there

[BandwidthHog]

I think perhaps it is an unused penis that is a better indicator. I don’t claim to be certain, but from what is publicly known of all of them, I think it’s a safe bet that none of them were gettin’ any.

What an absolutely wonderful idea!

[iamtheantipudge]

You go first. Lead by example and all that.