pudge's Journal: Why Mommy Is A Democrat

Tip of the hat to Jamie. Don't read this on a full stomach.

lol!

[blinder]

i thought it was a joke at first... i mean, come on!!! how stupid can you possibly be!

oh well... i guess cradle to grave is alive and well.

sure glad we've got democrats out there... who are smarter and more caring.

Re:lol!

[Iamthefallen]

sure glad we've got democrats out there... who are smarter and more caring.

I'm only semi-serious, but where? Who's a good well known representative of the democratic party and their values?

But the book does look like a Fark [fark.com] or SomethingAwful [somethingawful.com] spoof contest entry.

coat hangers

[Presarian]

Democrats keep mommy safe when daddy knocks her up.

Heh...

[FroMan]

Oh, if only I could illustrate...

"Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like mommy does."

You could have the mommy on a street corner swapping needles with another fellow next to her. Or working the street corner sharing her toys. Or mommy in a vest with IRS on the back "liberating" someone's wallet.

"Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Mommy does."

Have mommy at a PTA meeting fighting to prevent vending machines in school. Or mommy taking guns from soldiers in a battlefield. Or mom

Re:Heh...

[Talinom]

Or mommy in a vest with IRS on the back "liberating" someone's wallet.

Off topic question: If democrats are all for big government (almost spelled that givernment) why do they take deductions on their taxes? Wouldn't helping out the government as much as possible be the socially responsible thing to do? Taking your deduction is like stealing from the governmental chest, right?

Re:Heh...

[pudge]

Depends on which Democrat you mean. In MA there's an option to pay a higher income tax rate. There's no strings attached, no catch: you check a box, and you pay a higher tax rate. Just because you want to. That's it. And some people do it. I imagine few of those people are Republicans.