The issue is that when a product's paper trail is lost and it is sold to consumers all you have to do is hope there isn't a problem with that batch and you are fine. With the government you can lost your multi-million dollar contract so I am assuming they have to take more precautions and keep the data for a long time.

Too bad you will never get any

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The company could be a small server farm or something similar where they would have 24 IT employees working on the actual network and 6 employees to support the sales, management,marketing, etc. departments. It could also be a company which needs a lot of small scripts and programs written and has a fairly large infrastructure for 500 people. Also remember that only 6 of the guys are helping out the 500 other employees.

The problem is that in most professional environments you are supposed to look like everyone else. Remember that when working the company isn't paying you to represent yourself but that you are representing the company. If you feel that you need to express your individuality to the point that a uniform wouldn't allow you to do that then you probably shouldn't be working in that sort of environment anyway.

Except eventually they will get some guy in a different country who will say "blow it out your ass I dont need to listen to you" and they will be stuck.

The only time I ever use cursive is when I sign something and it looks like a squiggly mess. We could just teach kids to sign their name in cursive and be done with it after that.

If CLR doesn't kill it you could always dip it in bleach over night. Plus bleach is really cheap and even a diluted bath will work.

We Americans like out fences and guns(in case you haven't noticed).

Its the Impossible Planet tell him to look for The Satan Pit

How many hard drives are we talking about here?

I wish that it didn't have the take a picture stipulation because then you could just call up his hotel or other forms of shelter when you find him.

According to the math on this QDB, the average ejaculation is 7.49400542 petabytes. So I would say less than an ounce.

This is why you give all your coworkers good Christmas presents and always say good things about them(especially the crazy ones). Then you wont even make it in your little black book.

Oh yea... Well I bet he hasn't been laid. ...
Oh wait neither have I. fuck!