You're leaving a party...one that happens to be 800 miles from home and it's 2 am.
Are you the "Designated Pilot" or the "Designated crasher" because chances are you're gonna hit something in the dark.
Last time I looked, my headlights really sucked when it was fully dark out.
Maybe we should just get really tall lamp posts.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.