And make her do something useful for a change! (if she doesn't get stuck in nest of cables)

Or, they plan to make it even slower, and encourage users to upgrade their processors!

More to the point, coding a game protocol exploit could give him 200 MILLION GENUINE AMERICAN exp points. Or his account revoked. Either way, the parent wins.

(about the temperature on the moon)
Farmer: Drops down to minus 173.
Fry: Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Farmer: First one, then the other.

I reached the Wikipedia article on Imperata cylindrica, saw the "Weed problems" section and thought, "..slang is usually rejected by the sta... oooohhh, that kind of weed!"

Convenience and plausible deniability are somewhat mutually exclusive. Forensic traces are really hard to combat. Even if you memorize the ones and zeros, the "encryption" can mostly be broken with rubber-hose cryptoanalysis.

An interesting solution would be a browser plug-in gaining popularity which integrates with several major image hosting providers, offering client-side stenography and crypto. Only small files would fit though, but it'd be usable in some of the same scenarios Freenet was meant for, e.g. communication without 3rd parties being able to prove the communication takes place.

Ahh, HPLOT... back in those days you didn't need an SI prefix to measure fillrate.

10 TEXT : HGR
20 HCOLOR=3
30 FOR I = 0 TO 16
40 HPLOT I+130,30 TO I+80,161
50 NEXT I
60 FOR I = 0 TO 15
70 HPLOT I+150,145 TO I+150,161
80 NEXT I
RUN

"Help me with the chores" -> Resolution: LATER
"Please wear respectable clothes sometimes" -> Resolution: WONTFIX
"I can't figure out that Linux crap, get Windows!" -> Resolution: WORKSFORME

It's the perfect tool!

"I want a divorce!" -> Reassign bug to wife@localhost

I owe 4 USB drives to some guy, so I picked the X=6-10 option.

The gameplay of GarageBand is way more realistic than Rock Band! The sheer number of jarring sounds it can make when you suck at guitar is immense!. However, the graphics is somewhat bland in comparison.