Very true. Per their logic, in game currencies should be either outlawed or declared securities

Who paid for this?

Only off by four orders of magnitude. Not too shabby.

The energy costs were already on the rise and there needed to be a scapegoat to defer the blame.

Being that they are one and the same now.

No, even an F-150 requires a commercial registration in the state of California. The only exception is if there is a permanently attached camper shell. Permanent meaning welded on or the equivalent.

All of its advantages over other currencies are gone anyway.

"the outgoing Senator said that DHS's strategy and programs "are unlikely to protect us from the adversaries that pose the greatest cybersecurity threat." By that he means American civilians pose the greatest threat, right?

Where's the money in that?

It's the Raytheon JLENS system. It has some impressive spying capabilities and object tracking ability. They have held up fairly well without being shot down in a warzone, how will they fare on American soil?

Heightened cancer risk leading to less overall lifespan meaning money saved on life sentences. Do you think prisoners will be given the opportunity to have a rigorous pat-down instead of the scanner?

They're almost as low as beta.

We can hope.

Lewd sexual acts involving small magnets you say?