I'm trying to figure out why the fuck anyone would want to buy this thing in the first place?
If you want something with the power of a phone....buy a fucking phone....no?
CPU power is not the issue. I would buy one to
have a device with a full keyboard and the ability
to run arbitrary (not App Store) programs.
This under-powered laptop will run all these
things just fine: Emacs, Audacity, VLC, Firefox,
Google Earth, LibreOffice, Zoom, and the native
MacOS apps including Mail, Music, and Preview.
It should also do fine with SBCL (Lisp compiler)
and databases like Sqlite (and my little programs).
It will do XCode and GCC for all the Linux apps
that I use: mostly utilities from Homebrew.
I also run Wine for a few little Windows apps.
That's everything I ever do, and it will all happen
with the Apple ecosystem that seamlessly syncs
(Photos, Contacts, Notes, etc.) with my iPhone
and iPad. No heavy lifting required. I bet it will also
have the AI chip and modem that the others have.
Sounds perfect.