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Comment Re:What if we make them legally responsible for bu (Score 2) 126

All that corporate resource and yet, won't release an Java MSI installer without paying for a support contract. Of course, support contracts for anything touching Oracle involve sums of money usually reserved for oil rich middle eastern nations.

I know one can extract the hidden MSI inside the EXE file. However, frequency of updates and the non-trivial upgrade procedure in controlled/locked-down corporate environments means a lot of businesses are more exposed than they should be.

Die Java, Die. (And I'm not say "The Java, The" in German).

Comment Re: Welcome to the Group! (Score 2) 198

100% Agree. EA is my new job.

I have access to a test lab. And when implementing things. And I can see all consoles/monitors. But I can't touch anything.

My new team will give me access at the drop of a hat by adding me to appropriate groups, if they feel I can help fight big ugly problems.. But this doesn't happen once a day, nor even once a month.

Comment Re:Sexist thermometer - cube farms to blame. (Score 1) 388

If you feel suitably qualified, simply remove the battery (if remote controlled) or a connecting wire from the the controller.

My anectodotal evidence is that woman will invariably feel coder. I'm fine with heat, just don't like humidity. So even a quick blast in a sealed hotel room to scrub the air, will have my GF complaining in about 2 minutes.

The one woman in our IT department (of 12) will wear thin and skimpy, but will then (1) complain it is too cold when the temperature drops to just below the point of paper catching alight, and (2) start her own heater in the winter, thereby stopping the heating coming on for anyone else. She is always first in the office.

Actually, the problems is not if it too hot or too cold, or if the XX chromosomes feel it more or less than the XY chromosomes, it's GIVE MY A F$@3cking office of my own and I'll control the heating or cooling in the office. Open Plan office suck for physical and mental health and getting any real work done.

Comment Re:An aid or a barrier? (Score 1) 110

Rarely, if ever, does an IT department have what might be called an Engineering or a Projects department.

There are normally more than enough break-fix type tickets from EVERY department to cover all the permanent staff. Plus there is stuff like compliance, routine maintenance, etc that outsiders never see but eat away so much time. And then various managers (1) cut the IT budgets so tools and resources are taken away while (2) complaining that IT isn't agile and responsive enough.

Speak to the IT manager. Pay for dedicated resources within the IT department. I'm sure a competent IT manager would be ready to oblige. Remember your cheque book.

(All spelling mistakes due to too small a monitor running on too few coffees today).

Comment Re:Like increasingly often, the real question begs (Score 1) 153

I guess now, short of plastic surgery every other day, there is nothing standing in the way of a totalitarian state - everywhere.

Nothing you do out side of your home is private and anonymous. Every thing you say or do will can be used against you.

Because, you know, no one wants/is able to police the police.

Comment Re:Toolbar-free download location (Score 1) 79

Still wondering if they will be able to publicly release their java MSI package.

I know they have one, because I see it on the downloads and support page for JDE E1. However I don't have access to the inner working of our corporate licence and work out if we are eligible to deploy it.

It would be possible just to download the MSI and deploy it. But Oracle do keep auditing us. So, better safe than sorry. (For various values of the word 'safe').

Comment Re:Told you so (Score 1, Insightful) 106

Really? US dollar? Swiss Franc is much more stable. Euro, is very spendable, mostly stable. Petro-Euro could easily replace Petro-Dollar (but ask Saddam Hussien how that turned out).

US Dollar is not worth its weight in paper.

China holds vast amount of US Dollars and the moment they decide to sell some or all of these, the currency will start to look like the Zimbabwe Dollar.

Comment Re:How? (Score 1) 83

Very true. I was working in our office in Milan when two users PCs were hit.

Email avoided Barracuda mail firewall device, Sophos on two Excahnge servers, Sophos on the endpoint and Outlook junk-email filters. It also came in through our Cisco firewall with an IDS module.

Email appeared to be a legit email from a logistics company in Italy (in Italian). Only three users out of 60 got the email, those that deal with the company. Two users opened the mail and the attachement.

So, one, it avoided a lots of checking. Secondly it worked very fast. It encrypted hard drives and network drives to the tune of 170k files in a few minutes. Thirdly, seems there were a few critical leaks of email databases (corroborated by the IT manager having spoken with her former colleagues and they had a similar problem only a few days before hand). Lastly, it seems that the attack was highly targetted.

Backup procedures are heavilty audited in our company and the Italian IT backup nightly and test restores daily. It took a while to load data from the tapes, but within 24 hours, all network data was restored with only a few files (those created that day) lost. Pc files lost amount to a few inconsequential files, plus lots of personal photos that the users had been warned NOT to store on company IT equipement.

Submission + - Oracle finally release Java MSI file. 1

nosfucious writes: Oracle Corporation, one of the largest software companies and leading supplier of database and enterprise software quietly started shipping a MSI version of their Java Runtime ( Java is the worlds leading software security vulnerability and keeping up with the frequent patches of nearly a job in itself. Added to this is the very corporate (read: Window on a large scale) unfriendly EXE packaging of the Java RTE. Sysadmins around the world should be rejoicing. However, nothing from Oracle is free. MSI versions of Java are only available to those with Java SE Advanced (and other similar products). Given that urgency and frequency of Java updates, what can be done to force Oracle release MSI versions publicly (and thereby reduce impact of their own bugs and improve Sysadmin sanity).

Comment Re:Why? (Score 1) 753

What will happen is that the large denomination notes will just simply not be issued.

Want that $1000 in cash? That will be a lot of 20s or even 10s. This is chump change and of no interest.

Large amounts of $100s make it easy to pay for stuff "of interest" - large amounts of drugs, bribes, high end weapony, keeping wages or other taxable payments of the radar, etc. Smaller notes mean that physical transportation of large amounts of cash becomes more problematic and risky, but not impossible.

Pennies might go, but that will be just coincidence.

Better have a way of getting your 1000 swiss franc and 500 Euro notes ASAP, and hope.

Comment Re: I dont get Jet Lag (Score 1) 163

Worst flight ever: red eye LA to Miami nearly killed me. Perth to Melbourne, a similar distance no problem. Probably just the lack of red eye.

I fly lots and the only other one as bad is Europe (Zurich) to Johannesburg. Overnight but same time zone. Got pretty cranky near the end of Dubai Melbourne too (17 hours after a quick 6 jaunt - via Asia is much better)

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