Oh, come on. you know it. Are you ready for Winchell-Mahoney Time?

Yeah! That's the ticket...

Yeah. OMG!!! WE'RE GONNA FRY!!!! Wait. I mean, We are going to fry. (Thanks, Slashdot lameness filter)

You might as well tell people to stop driving cars.

> please bare with me ...

How 'bout dinner and a movie first?

Yeah, I know it was supposed to be a joke, but...

ctrl-alt-delete, then find the menu option for shutting down the computer.

,,, locks up the whole damn browser when negotiating certain downloads.

Why can't that be fixed??

Oh yeah, you're right. The stuff with beans is for mid-westerners.

Being from New Mexico, I gotta interject that there is a difference between Chili and Chile.

"Chili" is that soupy stuff that Texans like and often is mostly beans in a spicy sauce.
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"Chile" and the other hand is what grows on plants, and is a key ingredient of "chili."

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> Guess what? It's not science.
I hear that.
Where I work, they insist on classifying me as a "scientist" because I have a degree in Computer "Science". No, I'm really an engineer of some sort. But what do the trained monkeys in Human Resources know?