Because that thing on their hand starts blinking at 35....and then you know what happens

I wouldn't eat any of their pastries....

I submit:

Schutzstaffel!

It's not like it matters...

They have a new bogeyman...and he is the people.

I doubt it's really 250 gBIT...... it's gotta be 250 GBYTES.

250gBIT is only about 32gigs, so there's no fuckin way that's right.

Internet Warns that Vatican Promotes Pedophilia

I totally agree.

With how ridiculous the government and some elements of corporate America have become in the US as of late, sharing obvious information like that is bound to get you branded as a "domestic terrorist..."

Yeah, I'm joking somewhat....somewhat..

On the surface this sounds like a good idea, provided that data is collected from sensors only - for things like radiation and chemical/biological agents.....

However, I could easily see DHS wanting to expand this to more troubling activities....

Do what businesses traditionally do when faced with this sort of thing:

Slightly change it, by adding a freckle to the figure's face or something; then rename it (I suggest something like "Zark Muckerberg, - billionaire superhero/supervillan extreme," then use the controversy for marketing..... "MARKeting," get it? {rimshot}!

"Plenty of people" do it is the WORST justification ever.

Plenty of people do all kinds of stupid shit. Look at our political leaders. Plenty of people like that show "2 and a half men," Plenty of people smoke crack daily.

This guy should get back to drawing Dilbert.