We'll send you a container with our best politicians.

They should burn well, as they are all full of shit.

But a beefburger rarely contains 100% beef.

Bullshit. Come to Argentina, and even the cheapest* beef burgers are really 100% beef (and lots of industrial junk of course, but no other meats)

*: about GBP 0.50 each

Am I the only one that finds it disturbing that a scientific study gives a dangerous drug to primates in 2012?

Wouldn't it be terrible if 18-25 year olds behaved the same way in other aspects of their life? Like sex, studies, personal security...

Oh, wait...

You have to support it for whatever it says in the contract.

You DO have a contract, right?

XBMC

...how would Slashdot have reacted to this if Teller wasn't the one suing. Or even better, if he was the one being sued.

I wonder what other abominations they'll come up with next...

Non-alcoholic beer?
Sugar-free candy?
Fat-free milk?

Oh, wait...

How about saying NO?

What would you do if a potential employer wants to see you naked?
What if he wants the keys to your house?

Well, same principle.

Is this the electric car you've been waiting for or another rich person's toy?

Considering my current car costs about 14K, and the most expensive cars I'd consider buying are all below 35K, I'd say the latter.

...of using grass and cows to accomplish the transformation?