He would tell the users they are not supposed to put an iPhone 6 Plus in their pockets.
Sorry, but this reminded me of http://xkcd.com/1095/
(I gotta say, I use MacOS and Windows more than Linux these days; but even when I was a heavier Linux user I didn't care THAT much)
Every month, when "Shark Week" arrives, I'll start wearing kevlar. My connection might be wireless, but my head isn't.
Good audio quality, you can choose to record all conversations by default (and then decide which ones to keep), etc.
It doesn't have an automated notice, but you can always say it yourself
And the company is totally within their right to enforce that policy and deny the free "upgrade".
Getting the family off the plane and illegally threatening them, on the other hand...
So... EMET is SHEKER?
My android phone crashes way more often than my Windows VMs (which almost NEVER crash, or reboot without warning, giving credibility to the theories that blame faulty hardware and drivers for Windows problems). This also happens at inconvenient times. Maybe you stopped using Windows 15 years ago (I wouldn't blame you)
Just the same as Mavericks, only you have to enter your CREDIT CARD INFORMATION to create an Apple ID.
Did I miss anything?
Nope, you've just described my average Friday.
I want to snort a mountain of coke and fuck my wife's sister!!!
Yeah, well, you won't be getting any more coke until you apologize to the President of Bolivia. You should have thought that through.
I don't know about you, but I usually try to keep "less technical users" away from software development.
Remove the quotes around "free" and put them around "empathy".
We'll send you a container with our best politicians.
They should burn well, as they are all full of shit.