only thing missing is that they defined their maps as gilligans.

FTFY :)

Your wife... does she...you know... is she a goer? Know what i mean! Nudge nudge?

By doing it ducky style! :)

But watch the dingoes don't eat your babby...

It is not that one is A and the other B when posted; rather that they are each an AB, which, when revealed, resolves to an A or B.

So if A is a live cat and B is a dead cat, then until resolved, both letters contain a cat which is both dead AND alive! Now, if anyone can give me Shroedingers address...! :)

Maybe the ate you babby! :)

They're not really six years old... their computer generated six year olds who are really FBI agents.

Have a seat, programming. Sit over here. Have a seat.

Und, loving it!

The "outrage" is nothing but farting into the wind.

Or in the way it keeps back-firing on them, it's more like spitting into the wind! :)

No mate you're confusing the facts, those two chicks got together with one cup.... and now I'll go be sick again...

I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

Tomorrows Obituary page:

'Phil Zimmermann has, unfortunately died. His company, Silent Circle, is currently looking for a new CEO... one who cannot be compro... comprom... (sorry... just can't type this with a straight face)... one whose morality is beyond compare...(snicker)

His company, Silent Circle, is now looking for Jesus as their CEO...... someone the NSA has not gotten to...(oh man, this is hilarious to type... Hey Joe, come read this stuff I'm typing in this guys obituary... it's incredible.... someone the NSA hasn't gotten to... good stuff here, man!'

:)

Richard Stallman perhaps?

He's probably using Barbie Linux. :P

As a linux user, I liked Ballme... Ballmer (sorry).

You, sir, have ideas and I don't like it... not at all. Nope. Please do not hand your resume in to MSFT, and I hope you're not in contention for the 'chair' (if there are any left after Ballmer's tantrums). :)

Handjob?

Those seats fold back man! Get a real job! :)

No, they used illegal tactics and fud to shut down the competition so they could jack up the prices on the 'stuff' (read: 'junk') they tried to sell to me.

Which is why I switched to linux. Thnx. Bye. :)