mcgrew's Journal: The Cue brothers come to America

Than and Fuh were born in the city of schitzhu, in the phukaburu provence of China. They worked hard at their profession, programming Sony Playstations to play the now popular game with cute kittens, snatch the pussy, and saving their money to emigrate to the United states. At last their dream was realized -- until they reached the immigration office.

"Your name, sir?" the immigration official asked.

"Than Que."

"You're welcome. Now what's your name, please?"

"Than Que."

"Step over there, please. Bob, could you find an interpreter for this gentleman? Next."

Fuh stood at the window. "Your name, sir?" asked the official.

"Fuh Cue."

Security!!!!"

Sadly, playstation owners in the US will never get to play snatch the pussy, although it's rumored to have been ported to the Wii.