You can teach gorillas sign language, but they will have a rather low vocabulary, and they don't use grammar rules.
Don't use grammar rules? "Using a semicolon isn't hard; I once saw a party gorilla do it." - The Oatmeal
On second thought, with our loss of liberties, earth will soon suck, too.
If the earth didn't suck we'd all fall off...
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
This will all end in tears.
but at least we'll all know about them.