You can teach gorillas sign language, but they will have a rather low vocabulary, and they don't use grammar rules.
Don't use grammar rules? "Using a semicolon isn't hard; I once saw a party gorilla do it." - The Oatmeal
On second thought, with our loss of liberties, earth will soon suck, too.
If the earth didn't suck we'd all fall off...
This will all end in tears.
but at least we'll all know about them.
Karl's version of Parkinson's Law: Work expands to exceed the time alloted it.