... if your department is aspie-culture heavy
Wow, that's mean! I had to look up "aspie". When did it go from a disability to a culture? Only when you didn't feel like you fit in?

I'm supposed to feel like a 14 year old girl again

NO! I told you the last time to stay away from them. There are laws you know!

"In any case, he didn't go around giving out exploit code"... Really. From TFA: "Additionally, he gave the program to several friends and one professor. As a result, they suffered judicial consequences including having their account frozen, residence hall probation, writing a 3-4 page reflection paper and having their computers inspected by IS to get network access back, according to Maass." That separates him in my mind from just doing "a proof of concept break-in"...