Comment Re:Big "OH Brother" (Score 3, Funny) 1272
My refrigerator ratted on me:
I bought too many peaches -- (the pits have poison in them)
My car told Homeland Security
That I drove through all those decivilianized zones
My credit card was found to have
Exposed itself to unauthorized stores
My cellphone text messaged blasphemies to the Pope
My computer -- well, my computer
I thought it was my friend
But its firewall let the CIA, the NSA, the RIAA
It let anyone with consecutive letters
Ransack my random memories
My cat, even my cat turned out
To have implanted chips
Can I turn to
My germanium geraniums?
