Another Lie! Slashdotters don't have "fiances".
Go for the classics.
Better police. For a better Police State.
Meanwhile. The samples of the Titanic I've been analyzing seem to have been exposed to hard vacuum and solar wind erosion.
He didn't *ask* Siri for help. Siri just told him where and also where to pick up the body.
Second the crap-coming-at-my-eyes part. About 1/3 of my glasses get retired with lenses scratches or partially (so far) punctured. Maybe I should be more careful with my hobbies... First lens I knocked a hole in was when I was 18 (big sparky got about half way through the lens).
Make sure they switch the laser from "remove mountain" to "delicate eye surgery".
99+% of the terrorists *I* see are in movies and most of my movies are from Netflix.
Setting my clock back 50 years is a serious drag.
I tested free fall on my cat scanner for 5 seconds and it's now completely non-functional. Nearly free fall I should say, a little net gravitational force on it near the 5 second mark due to air resistance.
Godwin's Law tag
$6.2 gigabucks/year is $300K/officer? That means 20,667 officers for the whole country. Methinks one or more numbers here is fudge.
Have you BEEN to Sacramento?
Aw Hell, thread is off on a tangent here. Nazi. Hitler. Stalin.
How many will die thanks to this new app?
Thus freeing up valuable parking spaces!