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Comment Re:Shouldn't that be ... (Score -1, Offtopic) 443

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Comment Do or do not, there is no try (Score -1) 629

I'm disappointed in all you Star Wars Nerds. Look how you've let George Lucas tear us apart. We used to band together and mock treckies, now we sit behind screens and badmouth our own universe.

Still, out of principle I have not seen the new Star Trek, and I'm ashamed at any of you whom identify with Star Wars that would waste any credits on that bantha fodder.

Be faithful to the Star Wars Universe, for as George Lucas is still a capitalist, another trilogy in 10 years, come to us, will.

Comment Re:Administration (Score -1) 753

You automatically assume I am a democrat because I hate Bush? In actuality, I hate dumb people, and we got a real Texan cow as a president. The only reason he was elected is because he inherited the thrown from daddy. He actually lost in the real democratic process, i.e. popular vote. What Clinton left Bush II was the first budget surplus in our history. And what did Bush leave Obama? The largest budget deficit ever seen, $407 billion.

So Bush inherited +$230 billion, and left Obama with -$400 billion. And we wonder why we're in a depression

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