lemming's Journal: Character sheet

Mason put his character sheet on his blog. Since he's already broken OOC, I'll post mine too, with explanations for the odd parts.

STR: 10/00
Wait, a "00" percentile in 3rd edition? And on a 10??? I only have a 10 STR, but I'm stronger than every other 10 STR. :)
DEX: 9
CON: 12
INT: 14
WIS: 14
CHA: 8

Alignment: NG or LN, depending on mood.

Diety: Eris (part time only)

Armor Class: 11 (no armor, clumsy swagger grants a +2 dodge bonus)

Character Class: 3 Engineer, 1 Fighter, 6 Programmer, 2 Hacker (prestige)
(Planning feats to take levels in Free Electron eventually)

Fort: 4 (regular), 1D6 (random modifier vs. exhaustion), 1 (vs. disease)
Will: 2
Reflex: 0 (regular), 8 (on saves versus own clumsiness, such as botches)

Favored Weapons: Keyboard, DDR pad, soldering iron (though not proficient)

Magical Items: +10 Armor vs. Life Sucking (not often worn, durability issues), Keyboard of Pretentiousness, MacBook Pro (familiar)

Feats: Flurry of Keys (see Flurry of Blows, but grants bonus keystrokes in exchange for a negative to hit modifier), Uncanny Comprehension (functions like Bardic Knowledge--has a chance to make intuitive leaps in many subjects despite lacking a formal background), Zen Apathy, Asynchronous Processing (reduces penalty for splitting dice pools), Comprehend Programming Languages (read (but not write) programming languages not already known).

Spells: Poorlie.

Special Attacks: Hobbin & Bobbin, Sense-Making Game, Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts Final Attack.

Skills: Many STR/DEX based skills (to compensate lack of base stats), Languages (C/C++, Java, Python, OCaml, LISP/Scheme), Unix (synergy bonus to appropriate programming tasks), Perform/Guitar (only one rank...), Dancing (quite a few ranks, w00t!), Innuendo.

Misc: Shy, -4 Int/Wis when conversing with strangers. Allies (assorted peanut gallery). Manse/Node (128-node dual-Xeon cluster).

Yeah, I mixed source material there. Shush.