House of the Dead! House of the Dead! (Score 2, Insightful)

House of the Dead must be the worst movie I have ever seen. For starters, there's the "Rave of the Century" which has 15 people attending. I swear I've been to birthday parties for 13 year olds that were more happening. Next the zombies are friggin acrobats that can jump high into the air, ignore the trampolines on screen. The constant video game screens from the actual game are annoying. And the showdown where everyone gets a their own "bullet time" showcase to kick ass for 2 minutes was never cool. I used to think Street Fighter the movie was the worst movier ever! But House of the Dead takes the cake. They don't even get to the House until the end of the movie. Should have been called Island of the Lame Ass Shitty Monsers.