"Insert the phrase 'that said, this reviewer does themselves admit to being a giant poopy head' after every negative point"

Sounds like they are just tiny iron and copper beads, and calling them "robots" really stretches the definition of "robot" beyond recognition. If that's a robot, then a rock is an analog computer that computes the acceleration due to gravity whenever you drop it.

Very important to only use distilled water for this, using tap water contaminated with brain-eating amoeba routinely kills people. There was a case a few weeks ago that made the national news.

Many of Trumps ventures have been such obvious bad deals that one must conclude that the only purpose is to provide a way for people and entities to funnel money to Trump in the guise of purchasing a product or service. This is therefore an attempt at an end run around the Emoluments Clause. For example, a foreign country could buy a bunch of these phones, with no plan to use them. This is also money laundering, but I guess the SCOTUS would say POTUS is immune from such laws, and the only remedy for violating the Emoluments Clause is impeachment.

Typefaces are not copyrightable in the US. The font file is copyrightable, but unless the "clone font" is just literally the same files just renamed or something, it's perfectly legal. It is common for fonts to be "cloned" by re-creating the font outlines in font authoring software. I'm guessing this is the case here because they were able to tell it was specifically *that* clone font, so there must be some distinctive change they made when tracing the original font.

What is the Internet? It can't *just* be the data. The whole point of it is it enables that data to be moved from one place to another. So at the very least you would have to include the mass of the wires.

Apple: "Well, it had to go somewhere"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

We're gonna need IBM scientists to fashion a tiny violin out of Zenon atoms.

Why not smell control? Maybe I should have to emit pheromones to make the windshield wipers turn on.

The thought experiment is about an infinite number of monkeys for an infinite about of time. Nobody who understands the statistics behind this has claimed that you can get the works of Shakespeare using 1000 monkeys in some finite amount of time, even the lifespan of the universe, or even that you could somehow do useful writing work with monkeys randomly typing and somehow filtering the results.

The RAM and SSD are not upgradable, and you cannot decouple the SSD from the device, it is literally chips soldered to the main board. They claim performance benefit of tightly integrating the RAM and the M-series CPU. If the device is being used in any kind of industry with high confidentiality requirements, such as health care, the whole device will need to be verifiably destroyed when it is decommissioned. (This is more due to the SSD than the RAM).

Ug that's so stupid. So if you have it in a bracket on the wall you will have to unplug all the cords and then remove it from the bracket to power cycle it? That's super annoying and a bad design.

Base SSD is 256GB. Prices for additional RAM and SSD capacity are outrageous though.

Steve Jobs was probably, at least on paper, "ineligible for re-hire" at Apple but we all know how that turned out.