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Comment: Re: Zero Research (Score 2) 300

by jheath314 (#49198765) Attached to: Mozilla: Following In Sun's Faltering Footsteps?

Homosexuals are just as free to marry someone with the opposite set of genitalia as everyone else, and just a restricted from marring someone with the same genitals as everyone else.

That's a funny sort of equality. Do also tell people in wheelchairs that they're just as free to use the stairs as everyone else? Would you tell your Jewish friends to stop complaining and eat the pork roast you served all your dinner guests, because "equality"?

Love has nothing to do with it. There is no law that requires you to love the person to whom you are married or the person you intend to marry.

Speak for yourself... if the freedom to marry someone you love is unimportant to you, that's your choice. The rest of us value the freedom to love and marry who we choose, and I'll continue to work damn hard against bigots like you to ensure that freedom applies to gay and straight alike.

Comment: Re:Just the kind of places (Score 1) 99

by jheath314 (#49074377) Attached to: New Map Shows USA's Quietest Places

We were fools, fools to desire such silence! Silence was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... quiet. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.

Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.

No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!


Comment: Re:Ringworld - beware the Pak (Score 1) 85

by jheath314 (#48973453) Attached to: Astronomers Find Vast Ring System Eclipsing a Distant Star

That was my first thought too, except the ring belongs to a planet (or brown dwarf, at best), not the primary star.

Plus, no matter how cool the Ringworld is as a feat of engineering, it would probably just end up inhabited by a bunch of stupid pre-Industrial savages. /mutters stupid Ringworld Throne...

Comment: Re:I'm sorry but (Score 1) 57

by jheath314 (#47425545) Attached to: Homestar Runner To Return Soon

Count me among the purist sourpusses by whom they would be yelled at to be :P (englilish)

Part of the charm of homestarrunner.net was the fact that they didn't sell out. No advertising, no product placement, no pay wall, or other attempts to monetize the web content. When they ran out of steam they just stopped updating, but kept the site intact.

I'm glad they didn't sell their creation for forty pieces of silver... it's nice to see some artists care about integrity, even if people like you don't.

Comment: Re:Texas Barely Registers (Score 2) 544

by jheath314 (#46090613) Attached to: Map of Publicly-Funded Creationism Teaching

"Dictating what religious values they may or may not teach would itself be a an establishment of religion."

Thanks for being honest enough to call creationism what it is... the teaching of religion.

Here's a radical idea you might like... we could set up whole institutions, independent of the government, whose primary purpose is to teach religion to people. We could amend the Constitution to forbid the government from interfering with these institutions... hell, we could even make them tax exempt, to really drive home the separation. This would nicely solve the problem of which religious viewpoint should be taught in public schools science classes... that would be left up to these newfangled institutions instead!

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